Daily dark humor
UnFortuneate
Your daily dose of delightful doom.
Ready when you are.
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How to play.
- 01
Tap or click the cookie until it breaks.
- 02
Read your unfortunate prediction and tap the paper for unlucky numbers.
- 03
Open History to revisit past fortunes. A fresh cookie arrives tomorrow.
A FEW POINTERS
Good cookies. Questionable news.
UnFortuneate takes the daily-cookie idea somewhere darker. Crack the cookie for a gloomy prediction, turn the paper for your unlucky numbers, and enjoy the joke. It is a small daily surprise for people whose sense of humor runs a little bleak.
Playing in your browser
One daily cookie, darkly comic fortunes, unlucky numbers and local history. Ads do not unlock additional cookies. All predictions are entertainment.
A second look at a bad prediction
Read the front of the paper first, then tap it for the unlucky numbers on the reverse. History lets you compare today’s grim joke with an earlier one without waiting for another cookie. Both the prediction and its numbers are fictional entertainment; there is no score to improve or puzzle answer to uncover.
Try this
- Tap through the cracking animation to reveal the complete fortune.
- Tap the fortune paper to see the reverse side; the numbers are part of the joke.
- Open History to find an earlier misfortune. Each browser keeps its own collection.
INSIDE THE GAME
Take a look around.
A look inside the game. Phone and browser editions may differ. Select an image for the full view.
Saves & optional extras
Your daily cookie and history stay in this browser. Fortunes and numbers are for entertainment.
One cookie per day. Ads do not grant extra cookies.
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